The LETTER:
Official Report Of The L Group

Baseball Humor
by Lee J. Colan, Ph.D.

It's great to always learn and look for ways to improve ourselves, but it is just as important to enjoy the moment, have a laugh and be a human being (vs. a human doing). So, I thought mid-summer was a good time to keep it light.

Baseball is not only the great American pastime, but it is also the source of some great humor. These one liners from a baseball icon, Yogi Berra, will tickle your funny bone and also baffle your brain!

• "You can't think and hit at the same time."
• "You can observe a lot just by watching."
• "Toots Shore's restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore."
• "I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
• "Ninety percent of this game is half-mental."
• "When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars: 'I would try to find the person that lost it, and if he was poor—I'd give it back.'"
• "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
• "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
• "You better cut that pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
• "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
• "It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."

Enjoy the summer. Enjoy the moment!

Copyright © 2010 by Lee J. Colan and The L Group, Inc.